Relieve Stress, Stomach Cramps and… Herpes!

During the Portland Rewild Camp I felt anxiety about the ever-approaching nuclear disaster in Portland referred to as “Operation Noble Resolve.” Luckily Penny Scout; tracker of plants, showed me the great calming effects of Lemon Balm, a familiar friend you can find in practically anyones yard here in Portland. Doing my research on the plant, I found out that not only does it relieve you of anxiety and stomach craps but also works great for those who’ve acquired some civilized “fuck buddies,” …If you know what I mean.

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Week20: Risky Rewilding

 

This week Penny and I decided to scrap our list so we could scrape our hide. We let the deer hide soak in a bucket of water for a couple days, changing the water daily. This supposedly makes the hair come out easier when you scrape it. People also put ash in with the water to make it work faster and keep down the bacteria growth. We didn’t put any ash in and it seemed to work just fine… except for the smell. It stank so bad I had to take all my clothes off, which felt nice in the heat anyway. Mmm… Hot sun, smelly hide, good times.


Oh my god scout, what on earth?!?


Oh. Okay. It looked like you… never mind.


Penny, why do I always do all the work. You don’t even try anymore!


Okay, now that feels a lot better!

I tell you… I can think of nothing hotter than a beautiful woman in a bikini scraping a stinky, rotting deer hide. She has woman enough to get shit done and I respect that, a lot. Speaking of beautiful women who get shit done, I snapped this photo of my old pal Lisa at the Washington Park archery range this week.

Aside from hide scraping and archery I worked a lot on my nixtamal project to no avail. Expect a loooong blog on the Nixtamalization process when I finally figure it out. Actually, I did finally produce a single tortilla, though it took way too much effort. I know a simpler way exists, I just don’t know where to find it! I felt like I had to share my first, so I tore it in half and ate it with Penny. Don’t worry, I shaved my face after I took this photo.

Let’s see, what else? Back yard campfires. Room and car cleaning. Gearing up to live in Willem’s backyard again for the first time. Bitching about radder-than-thou anarcho-primitivists. Watching my tip jar stay empty despite the Oregonian article… Okay, so a few people donated and I appreciate it very much! But I didn’t make a million dollars or anything. In time… in time…

Looking through me and Penny’s laundry list I see we did do a few things other than scrape the hide.

Fire Clay Pots
Find/Buy/Make a Metate y Mano My sister Katie brought me a stone mortar.
Bike/Camp on the Spring Water Corridor
Antler Wedge
Rawhide from shitty Drum I soaked it and unstrung it. Now I have rawhide.
Tan Hides at Shauns (Shaun left on a bike tour, so I stole his stuff)
Make Buckskin Short shorts (Penny started on hers)
Make Quickie Bow
Make Arrows
Watch/review Tom Elpel survival videos
Wild Foods Potluck in honor of Penny’s presence
Nasturtium flower salad!
Practice Drying Meat!
Tattoos!!!!!
Gather dead Yucca stalks
Work on nixtamal project Worked on it all week, but still not quite getting it.
Have Shaun show us how to flint-knapp bottle bottoms
Harvest MORE sumac and dry it
Do something with the green apples in my backyard
Make Rose hip jam?
Find out what we can do with Mountain Ash (the berries look edible)

Frankly looking over this list I feel it has become rather dry and boring for me. Some things I just don’t see myself doing for a while, so I’ve decided to create a “back-burner” list.

The new list for week 20:

Bike/Camping trip up the Spring-Water Corridor
Schedule Tattoo appointment
Tan hides using eggs
Smoke Hides
Celebrate Penny’s B-Day with a wild foods potluck bash
Experiment with flint-knapping bottles without Shaun
Complete Penny’s Buckskin Short Shorts
Continue experimenting with Nixtamalization
Get/buy/make a food dehydrator
Gather and dry more fruit and berries for the winter
Move out of my house and into the street

The Back-Burner:

Urban Scout Buckskin Short Shorts
Make Rose Hip Jam
Fire Penny’s Clay Pots
Carve Bow
Carve Arrows
Learn to dry and store meats

You know what? After three days, I still can’t seem to get the stinky deer hide smell off of my hands. Don’t tell anyone!

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Image Vs. Rewilding

I get made fun of for looking like a hipster all the time. I care a lot about my image and I feel no guilt or lack of purity for feeling that way. I take showers, I shave, I dress in clothes that I think look cool and match the aesthetic I see as “hip.” Of course, any group of culture or sub-culture has their specific way of dress that allows people to recognize which culture or sub-culture a person belongs to. Image reflects your culture. It does not define it.

I’ve noticed many people, including myself become wrapped up in the idea that because many indigenous cultures had sustainable subsistence strategies that means all of their customs will work for everyone. Though I’ve found it easy to jump to this conclusion as I rewild, I have also found it more and more limiting; just because native cultures did it, doesn’t mean it will work for us people-who-rewild.

I can hear the conversation with my mom in my head. It goes like this:

“Peter, why do you wear that loin cloth, you just look ridiculous in it!”

“Mooooom! I told you, when I wear the loin cloth call me Urban Scout! You’ll embarrass me!”

“Oh, oh… Sorry honey.”

“I wear it because primitive peoples do, and I want to live like them.”

“Okay ‘Scout,’ and if primitive people jumped off a bridge…? I mean what do you plan to practice next, Cannibalism?!?”

“Of course not,” and then under my breath, “…I mean, not yet.”

“What did you say?”

“Huh?”

“That last part? Did you say something else?”

“What? Oh I just mean, yeah totally. No, What?”

“Huh? Oh, Not. Nothing. I thought you said something.”

“Nope.”

“Okay, but do you see what I mean? Just because some primitive people wore a loin cloth doesn’t mean you have to too.”

But seriously, I see this everywhere. It seems many people have begun to generalize indigenous customs, “indigenous peoples did X,” to justify their own. I even found this when I recently read the Crimethinc “Hunter-Gatherer” zine. Don’t get me wrong, I love Crimethinc and I enjoyed the majority of the zine. But I couldn’t help but feel extremely irritated with the following text:

One Million Years of d.i.y. punk!

For over 50,000 years, our ancestors didn’t shave their legs or armpits or wear deodorant. They scavenged food like modern trash-pickers do, traveled like hitchhikers riding rivers and hopping ocean currents around the world, celebrated life with folk music made by their friends, passed down culture they devised. You bet some of them had dreadlocks, some homemade tattoos and scarification, some patches proclaiming their allegiances.

There used to be as many humans as there are punk rockers, now.

“See how cool we… look. See our dreds? Smell our B.O.? See how we “forage” in dumpsters? Don’t we just act sooo indigenous/primitive!”

Why does this paragraph frustrate me so much? Two reasons.

1. To make the generalizing statement, “For over 50,000 years our ancestors didn’t shave their legs or wear deodorant,” implies that all indigenous cultures didn’t have beautification rituals that involved hair removal and body scenting. That doesn’t hold true at all, since we know many cultures, i.e. the Iroquois, plucked all of their body hair using clam shells. Also, we know indigenous people scent themselves with things like lavender, rosemary, etc. I guess the statement above probably holds true in one sense; they didn’t use the industrial produced Mach3 razor or Teen Spirit. But the comment, in the context with the other general statements makes it clear the author wants to justify why so many DIY punk kids stink and have hairy bodies.

You know the kids with the hippie “natural” look? In reality it has nothing to do with a “natural” look, since we know that many “natural” human cultures had highly maintained beautification. It really translates to the “no maintenance” look. They stink, have scraggly beards or leg hair, shaggy, nappy hair, with raggedy clothes hanging off their bodies by a thread. They might live on the anarcho-punk end of the spectrum or the pacifist-hippie end, they may wear all black, with dirt smears on their face and have steal-toed boots (how did they pay for those?!?) or they may have patchy, colorful chords with overly-large, tie dye shirts and hemp sandals.

The funniest part to me about the “no maintenance” look involves how much maintenance it actually takes! Seriously, I know because I used to dress that way for a time. It takes a lot of work to look like you don’t care. So why not look like you do care, since you obviously care a lot? Why do you want to look like you do not care? Does looking like you don’t care make you cool or something?

2. The second reason I feel frustrated comes from this misinformation presenting a superficial reason for rewilding. It distracts us from the important reasons we yearn for the indigenous lifestyle; meeting the needs of the environment, culture and individual. What makes the indigenous lifestyle attractive in the most general sense, does not involve their rituals, style of dress, level of cleanliness, sexual practices, etc. By contaminating the mythology and taking us away from the subsistence strategies of indigenous people, to the more superficial layer of image, we find ourselves never fully getting what we need. No number of sweat lodges or dreadlocks or home-made folk songs will give us the subsistence strategy of hunting and gathering that meets the needs of all three elements mentioned above. They may keep those strategies alive once practiced, but they don’t act as the strategies themselves.

Picking trash carries the same spirit as indigenous foragers, (living in the hands of the gods) but not the same function in terms of meeting the needs of the environment; picking trash does not make the ecosystem healthier because the mechanisms that create the trash in the first place come from the larger destructive culture. While it may feel better than working as a slave in the pyramid, it does not help the ecosystem the way a hunter-gatherer culture would.

Both of these irritations create a “radder than thou” personification of those in the anarcho-primitivist-punk scene. “We act sooo much more primitive than you do, with your clean shaven face, pressed slacks, and pop music collection.” Basically it amounts to scenester trash. It only serves to alienate other people to the true ideology of indigenous living because of its falsified, superficial layer of a appearance. If the culture of anarcho-primitivism involves having repugnant dreadlocks and noxious armpits, you can count me out!

Wearing buckskin clothes or a loin cloth doesn’t make you a native. Wearing all black and dreadlocks doesn’t make you more anarcho-primitivist than wearing American Apparel. Rewilding refers to an action like running or climbing, it does not have a specific image; anyone, from any sub-culture can rewild. It works as a cross-cultural activity… Like reading, cooking, or talking. Therefore it may look completely different to one culture or sub-culture to the next. It works better this way because diverisity helps rewilding stay alive and take different shapes.

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How I Painlessly Lost My Road Kill Deer Virginity

If You Tip Me $1.33, I’ll Have a Million Bucks!

Margie Boule of the Oregonian interviewed me for her Sunday column of which she has over one million readers! It came out this morning and I can’t help but think, if everyone of them tipped me a measly one dollar and thirty three cents (Paypal takes 33 cents) I would have one million dollars for this project. Think how many Rewild Camps I could run! I doubt all one million of her readers will come to this site, so feel free to drop more than $1.33 in my tip jar; you can even write the donation off on your taxes!

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Week19: First Rewild Camp a Complete Success!

Film Review: What a Way To Go

For years now I have studied the problems we face in the next decade; peak oil, population growth, ecological die-off, climate change and economic collapse. I have filled many internet boards arguing with other collapse junkies over whether or not a single movie could explain it all in just two hours. While visiting Pennsylvania I had the luxury of spending some time with Jason and Guili from Anthropik. We watched the recently released film What a Way To Go: Life At The End Of Empire, and at long last a movie exists that tells it all, and more, in just two hours.

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Rewild Camp Days 6 and 7

You know the drill. www.rewild.info. Also, crazy rewild potluck celebration tomorrow night at Darrens. Check the wiki for info.

Urban Scout in Somnambulist #9

My friend Martha Grover publishes a zine called Somnambulist. In her most current issue she writes a piece about a conversation we had about the notion of “rejecting civilization.” For a copy you can find her booth this weekend at the Portland Zine Symposium. If you can’t make it to the symposium or you live elsewhere in the world, you can get a copy of number nine from her for three dollars plus postage by mailing her at :

martha grover
po box 14871
Portland, OR 97293

Rewild Camp Day 4 and 5

Rewild Camp keeps on truckin’ along. Stop by the website to see the latest. Some topics covered on days 4 and 5:
*Archery
*Theater Games
*Yarrow Tincture Bug Repellent
*Squirrel Hunt
*Primitive Trapping
*Discussion on the Power of Street Theater
*Urban Tracking and Scouting
*Rocket Stove Production

Only two more days left to Rewild!

Rewild Camp Days 2 and 3

Week18 and Rewild Camp PDX Day 1